just like in the movies

Had this been a film script, it would have been embarrassing. The ‘plucky never-say-die Americans’ has been the tritest of movie tropes for at least half a century. And yet yesterday the U.S. Women’s Soccer team turned it into reality.

They played 55 minutes with only ten players against Brazil’s eleven. At times it seemed as if Brazil had twelve players, counting the Australian referee who made several questionable calls–most of which went against the U.S. The most egregious call rescinded a brilliant penalty-kick save by Hope Solo (and c’mon, a goalkeeper named Hope Solo? Impossible outside of a film script), giving Brazil a second chance at the PK, which they naturally completed. At the end of regulation time the score was tied 1-1, sending the match into mandatory extended time. At the end of the extended time the U.S. was down 2-1, and the match would have been lost.

But in the best movie tradition, a Brazilian player had faked an injury to run out the clock. Had she faked it better, Brazil would have won. But the moment she was carried off the pitch on a stretcher, she leaped to her feet and ran to the sideline to be returned to the game. It was such a blatant ruse that she was given a yellow card and three minutes of stoppage time was added.

Two minutes and twenty seconds into the stoppage time, the U.S. scored the tying goal. And who scored? Only the scrappy team captain who’d been in scoring slump, of course. That’s how it’s done on the big screen. The tie meant the match would be decided by penalty kicks. The U.S. team succeeded in each PK. Brazil, however, had one rejected. By Hope Solo. Just like in the movies.

seduced by angry birds

Lawdy, I am seriously at risk here. I am easily seduced by a good game. Easily seduced. It’s one reason I have so very few games. One reason–who am I kidding? It’s the reason I have so very few games.

But here is an odd thing. For some reason, when I play Angry Birds I turn into Omar from The Wire. I find myself saying things like “Them’s some bomb-dropping motherfuckers” or “Eat that toucan, bitch.” I never talk like that. I never say ‘bitch.’ These are cartoon birds…where does ‘bitch’ come from?

Games, lawdy.

brave not-so-new world

It’s never been easy to be a writer. Never. I’m not talking about the act of writing, though that can be difficult as well. I’m talking about all the associated aspects of writing. Finding the time to write. Finding an agent. Finding a publisher. Finding an audience.

With the advent of e-publishing, some of those chores have disappeared. But other chores have taken their place. You no longer need an agent…but you probably need Facebook. You no longer need a traditional publisher…but you probably need a website. You don’t have to live in New York City anymore…but you probably need social media.

So here I am. I’ve done all this before. I’ve had blogs, and let them fade away. I’ve used Twitter, but only to make announcements for Utata.org. I’ve avoided Facebook, but I’ll be joining it soon. These are the things you have to do.

It’s not a bad deal, really.

heard along the gravel path

Heard along the gravel path

Not a syllable passed aloud. They all waited in silence for the appearance of their visitor. His footsteps were heard along the gravel path; in a moment he was in the passage, and in another he was before them.

(Sense and Sensibility, Chapter 48 / Angel, Season 2, Episode 10)

for his sake

for his sake2

For his sake

This is very bad. He had induced her to place herself, for his sake, in a situation of extreme difficulty and uneasiness, and it should have been his first object to prevent her from suffering unnecessarily.

(Emma, Chapter 51 / Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7, Episode 3)

foolishly tempted

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foolishly tempted

My blindness to what was going on, led me to act by them in a way that I must always be ashamed of, and I was very foolishly tempted to say and do many things which may well lay me open to unpleasant conjectures….

(Emma, Chapter 49 / Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2, Episode 4)

but now…

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but now

But now, she would rather it had not happened. She believed he had been drinking too much of Mr Weston’s good wine….

(Emma, Chapter 15 / Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 3, Episode 10)