Lawdy, I am seriously at risk here. I am easily seduced by a good game. Easily seduced. It’s one reason I have so very few games. One reason–who am I kidding? It’s the reason I have so very few games.

But here is an odd thing. For some reason, when I play Angry Birds I turn into Omar from The Wire. I find myself saying things like “Them’s some bomb-dropping motherfuckers” or “Eat that toucan, bitch.” I never talk like that. I never say ‘bitch.’ These are cartoon birds…where does ‘bitch’ come from?

Games, lawdy.