Your probably one of those snowflake liberals who think paying off porn stars to keep them from publicly stating the prensidential candidate they had sex with while he was married to his third wife (having cheated on the first two) in order to avoid a scandal before the election ought to be illegal or against the law. Hah. This is the big leagues, and if the water’s too hot, get off the bridge before it hatches.
Now it’s been confirmed that Donald J. Trump — the greatest prensident god gave the planet earth in his lifetime and much more — knew about the payments his lawyer (who, by the way, is a born liar who can’t be trusted to know when to keep his mouth shut) made to the porn star (and c’mon, who’s gonna believe a porn star, who is a slut who can’t be trusted to keep her mouth shut when she’s been paid to keep her mouth shut) even though he totally denied knowing anything about those payments. Which, okay, means Trump lied, but who wouldn’t lie to protect his wife? It’s proof of how much he loves Melanie (who is totally hot and classy in a way most women with big tits wish they could be that classy).
So there’s nothing really there, right? But the liberal maimstream limp-wristed commie media keep bringing it up and bringing it up in an effort to ‘prove’ that committing a felony to protect his hot wife ought to be against the law. They hate women.
I wanted to see what real patriots and America-loving Americans thought about this so-called “issue” so I checked in on FreeRepublic, which is as American as mayonnaise. And here’s what they said.
— So what would the crime be? It’s his money?
— is there anything illegal about paying a hooker not to tell your wife? seems like good business practice to me.
— Basically, FBI was being used to do oppo research for Hillary. Paid for with taxpayer money. While other serious crimes (like Hillary’s server, bribes delivered to her “family foundation,” etc.) weren’t investigated.
— Yup……she admitted she lied. Which makes Trump the VICTIM.
— trump better start indicting these jokers before the election rolls around, as a supporter,i am tired of not seeing hillary in jail.
— it is widely believed that Michell aka the Wookie, lived on the streets as a prostitute when she was about 17. She was saved by a Chicago pimp who realized she was too ugly to generate sales. The pimp signed a sealed affadavit that is in Chicago DA custody.
— The FBI is a branch of the Dem/Antifa party and they believe altogether too much.
— Stormy! Stormy! Stormy! Russia! Russia! Russia!
I couldn’t have said it any more better than that. Stormy! Stormy! Stormy! Russia! Russia! Russia! Why can’t the libs just accept the fact that they lost and deserve to be in the dust bin of history with all the other losers like Russia China Viet Nam and Venevuela (sp) down there in South America where all the illegal immigrants come from who are all or mostly gang members and drug deals. Or have vans with tied up women gagged in the back? Why?
The Deep State FBI should just go back where they came from so Prensident Trump can continue to make America Great Again MAGA and Keep it that way for ever until the Rapture or even after.
I’m afraid to like this for fear of it manifesting itself into tomorrow’s headlines.
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Starfish, darlin’ — it’ll be there in the headlines anyway. It’ll be there as long as Comrade Trump is in office and the GOP is comprised of racists and/or cowards.
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I admit that I come here looking for awesomeness in manifestations of noun/adjectives turbo-charged into mega-adjectives compounds (we need a term for this), such as:
‘ limp-wristed commie ‘ (media)
these FreeRepublic, only available to free “locals” it seems, commenters just strings nouns (among other things) into nonsense. I presume one day you will have that talent… if you aspire to it.
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I aspire to writing a love song titled “Stormy Russia”.
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Love your ironic posts Greg.
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