not the weirdest thing i’ve done

A couple of days ago I wrote about a photograph I’d taken of some cracks and oil stains in a random patch of blacktop. It may seem a wee bit weird to photograph a patch of blacktop, but…well, just wait. In that post, I briefly referred to the fact that there’s a difference between blacktop and asphalt. That sparked a reply to the post, and that reply reminded me of an earlier crushed stone and bitumen-related photograph I’d taken fifteen years ago.

Now that was weird.

Back in November of 2010 I was noodling around a location where a local supermarket had been demolished. All that remained of the store was its foundational slab and what had once been a parking lot. That’s where I came across something odd.

November 13, 2010

Yep, that’s a chunk of asphalt curbing around which somebody had tied a strand of red PVC-coated wire. Why would somebody do that? I don’t know, but I assumed it was to make it easier to carry. Why would somebody want to carry a chunk of asphalt curbing? No idea. I located the spot from which the curbing had been removed about 20 yards away. There were several similar chunks of broken asphalt curbing. But somebody had selected that particular chunk, tied red PVC wire around it, and moved it.

Why? No fucking clue. But it was odd, and I do love things that are odd.

December 23, 2010

So I returned to that spot about six weeks later. The chunk of curbing was still there. It had snowed, but the snow had melted off the chunk. A heron had apparently been curious enough to check it out. Not sure if that meant the heron was as curious as I was, or if I was as stupid as a heron.

Anyway, I stood there in the snow for a while, trying to cobble together some semi-logical reason for somebody to tie some PVC wire around a chunk of curbing and carry it twenty yards before dropping it. I was sure there was a logical reason; not necessarily logical to me, but logical to the person who did it. But I’m damned if I could figure it out.

February 16, 2011

I found myself occasionally wondering about that chunk of curbing and the red PVC wire. Did the person just happen to have some red PVC wire in their pocket? Had they deliberately brought the wire with them, intending to move the chunk of curbing? And why why why would they want to move it in the first place? It made no sense, but I was intrigued by it.

So I went back again on a cold, wet, foggy day in February. And yep, it was still there.

February 16, 2011

It wasn’t just strange; it was also visually interesting. I was taken with that red PVC wire. I considered taking hold of the wire and lifting the chunk, just to see how heavy it was. But I was reluctant to disturb it. It wasn’t just an object of curiosity anymore. That’s when I began to think of the chunk of curbing as a possible photo project. Which meant it didn’t seem right to intentionally change anything about the subject matter.

April 13, 2011

I returned to visit the chunk of curbing about a month later and was shocked to see it had been moved. Somebody had apparently picked it up, carried it about twenty-five feet, at which point the red PVC wire had snapped.

I can’t imagine many people would find a reason to noodle around the detritus of a former supermarket. But IF somebody did, and IF that somebody happened upon the chunk of curbing, then surely they’d be tempted to pick it up. I mean, I’d been tempted to pick it up myself. The way the PVC wire was wrapped around the chunk of curbing–it was clearly intended for it to be picked up. Who could resist it?

Somebody didn’t resist it. Somebody had seen it, had picked it up, and toted the chunk of curbing twenty-five feet. Hell, that was the most understandable thing about the whole situation.

August 24, 2011

I didn’t get back to visit my pet chunk of asphalt curbing until late in the summer. As I approached, I saw two chunks. I thought maybe whomever had moved the curbing back in the spring must have returned and broken it.

But no. It was a second chunk of asphalt curbing. Somebody–maybe the same person who’d moved it earlier–had apparently gone to the spot where other chunks of curbing were scattered, picked up another chunk, carried it to the vicinity of my pet chunk, and dropped it.

This compounded the WTFedness of the situation. It reinforced the original weirdness. It made no sense at all. It was insane. It was…kind of wonderful. I was oddly pleased by the development.

September 8, 2011

I returned a month later. Not much had changed. Some orangish lichen had grown in a nearby crack and I spent some time trying to find a way to photograph the red PVC wire and the orange lichen, but nothing seemed to work. In the end, I just documented my chunk of asphalt curbing along with its companion.

I figured I’d just about come to the end of the chunk’s story. I was still curious about the whole thing, but the original aura weirdness was beginning to fade.

October 18, 2011

Still, I’d developed something of a perverse relationship with that chunk of curbing. I felt a need to check on it. So of course I went back.

The red PVC wire had moved. It had broken six months earlier, but a length of it had been trapped beneath the chunk of curbing. How did it get loose? Maybe a bird or animal had tugged on the wire and freed it? In any event, I took it as a sign (No, not that sort of sign; just an ordinary sign) that the project was at an end. Surely, the wire would soon get blown away. Without the red PVC wire, the chunk of curbing was just a chunk of curbing. As soon as it was gone, the photo project would be over.

December 20, 2011

I gave it a couple of months. I went back in December. Nothing had changed. As near as I could tell, the red PVC wire hadn’t even moved. That was…weird. You’d think that over the course of two months something would have moved the wire. But that was just minor league weird compared to the overall weirdness.

Still, I’d made the decision that I’d keep coming back until the red wire was gone. So I returned in the spring. The entire area was fenced off and construction equipment was tearing up the old parking lot.

There’s an apartment complex there now.

I no longer live in that area, but maybe once or twice a year there’ll be a reason for me to pass nearby. And when I do, I think about that chunk of asphalt curbing, and the bright red PVC-insulated wire, and the person who’d tied the wire into a parcel-carrier. And I wonder what in the hell they’d been doing, and why. And it pleases me that I’ll never know the answer.

14 thoughts on “not the weirdest thing i’ve done

  1. the Scottish sculptor and photographer Andy Goldsworthy has a series of photographs where he throws red sand in the air, taken in Australia. In the artists statement he says most people try and cover as much of Australia as they can travelling thousands of miles in the process. He felt it more meaningful to return year after year to one side of one small hill to make these works. A kindred spirit to you I’m sure.

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    • At least half of my photo projects have been accidental; I didn’t realize they were projects until I’d amassed a few photos of…whatever it was. Serendipity doesn’t require a license.

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  2. “WTFedness” is a great term. And, there are two contradictory things I would think here, both in opposite directions: At some point, I probably would have brought that chunk of curb and PVC wire home with me, as a memory of just the WTFedness of it all. It would sit with other “found items” I have. Or… here’s the contradictory part – I’d feel bad for moving it from it’s original location. Like, I’ll see a cool stone in the woods and reach to pocket it…then think, Wait, what right to I have to alter it’s place in the Universe? The Universe put it here and here it stays. I’m just a speck. So, ultimately, I don’t know if I’d have taken that chunk of curb with red PVC wire or not.

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    • I have those contradictory feelings ALL THE TIME when I stumble across something interesting. For me, though, it’s less about ‘the Universe put it here’ than about the desire NOT to accumulate more stuff.

      For the last couple of decades, I’ve been trying to shed stuff. Get rid of stuff I don’t use, stuff I don’t need, stuff that maybe other folks might want/need, stuff that requires dusting.

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  3. That is such a good story!

    I’m going to take up the mantel.

    How about a person tied the red wire around the chunk of asphalt so that they could swing it and throw it? Either as a weapon, or just to see how far they could throw it for fun? I mean anyone who routinely has red plastic coated wire in their pocket, is easily capable of thinking either of my options a valid use of their time.

    The escape of the wire is harder though. It needed an accomplice. But the accomplice left it’s co-conspiriter in the lurch for some reason. And as there are no visual clues in the photographs, we will never know why.

    I love the way you take really interesting photos of totally mundane things. most people would never notice the things you turn into really arty shots. The textural deal in all of these photos is almost tangible.

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    • About “interesting photos of totally mundane things,” I have William Eggleston to partially thank for that. He wrote about something he called the ‘democratic camera,’ which basically suggests that everything is–or can be–worthy of photographing. I’ve taken that concept to heart.

      It helps that all of my training–as a private investigator, as a medic, as a prison counselor–emphasized paying attention to what appear to be random details. I can’t help noticing things that escape the attention of most folks.

      I’m lucky to have a very patient partner. Ginger is used to me stopping almost anywhere and pulling a camera out of my pocket.

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  4. Seeing the detail means you will never be bored or disinterested. There is always something to look at. It reminds me of being a child and spending a lot of time crouched down to the earth in the flower beds looking for ants and other little insects. You see all the detail of the soil and of roots and leaves and petals doing that. And of course there are always interesting stones.

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      • Me neither. I was never bored as a child and still never bored as an adult. Although I am bored of situations like not having the energy I need to do all the things I want to do. That’s got very boring.

        If there is nothing else to do, there is always a book to read and we no longer have to remember to take our book out with us as there are all sorts of book reading apps on our phones.

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