literally a moron

Yesterday Rex Tillerson, the Secretary of State, actually had to stand in front of a microphone to dispute the claim that he called Comrade Trump a moron in a meeting of White House national security officials and members of the cabinet. And he didn’t deny the remark.

He didn’t confirm the report, of course, but Tillerson danced around the issue, calling it ‘petty nonsense’ which means he probably did call the president a moron. And that’s okay with me, because the guy literally is a moron. I am NOT just calling him names.

Not an idiot, not an imbecile, but absolutely a moron.

Back in 1910 the American Association for the Study of the Feeble-minded (and if you find that name offensive, consider that it was originally called the Association of Medical Officers of American Institutions for Idiotic and Feeble-Minded Persons) released a report classifying developmentally disabled folks. This was actually a scientific advance, a result of the research the ASSFM (yeah, I know, not the best acronym, but hey…it was 1910, give them a break) conducted into “the causes, conditions, and statistics of idiocy, and the management, training, and education of idiots and feebleminded persons.” The idea behind it all was that classifying folks into categories would allow more focused treatment.

Here’s what they came up with:

The feeble-minded may be divided into: (1) Those who are totally arrested before the age of three so that they show the attainment of a two-year-old child or less; these are the idiots. (2) Those so retarded that they become permanently arrested between the ages of three and seven; these are imbeciles. (3) Those so retarded that they become arrested between the ages of seven and twelve; these were formerly called feeble-minded, the same term that is applied to the whole group. We are now proposing to call them morons, this word being the Greek for “fool.” The English word “fool” as formerly used describes exactly this grade of child–one who is deficient in judgment or sense.

So it would be inaccurate to call Comrade Trump an idiot. Or an imbecile. He’s more likely to be a moron. Of course, I can’t say with any high degree of accuracy that his intellectual development was arrested between the age of seven and twelve. But neither can I say with any certainty that he’s progressed beyond that.

Consider the fact that he has packed his cabinet with people who are either actively hostile to the agency they run or are manifestly incompetent to run it. That’s the act of a twelve-year-old boy going Nyah nyah nyah, you can’t stop me. Consider the fact that just this morning Comrade Trump sent this on Twitter:

Why Isn’t the Senate Intel Committee looking into the Fake News Networks in OUR country to see why so much of our news is just made up-FAKE!

Tell me that’s not moronic. That’s a twelve-year-old boy shouting I’m rubber, you’re glue; it bounces off me and sticks to you! Consider the way Comrade Trump signs and executive order, then shows it to everybody like he expects them to stick it on the National Refrigerator along with his artwork. And consider this:

If you consider all that, it’s hard to escape the fact that right now These United States are being led by somebody who is ‘deficient in judgment or sense.’ It’s hard to escape the fact that this guy is a fucking moron.

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7 thoughts on “literally a moron

  1. Tillerson was able to parse the fine line of accountability, not only by his non=response but also by the assertion from others that he actually called trump a “Fucking MORON”.

    And why, if Tillerson hadn’t called trump this or anything remotely similar, did vp Dense have to intercede? vp Dunce’s spokesperson stated that he spoke with Tillerson to assure he showed respect for the Office.

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    • Tillerson isn’t a very effective Secretary of State, and I disagree with his approach on a lot of issues, but I get the sense that he’s a serious guy and is actually trying to do the job (which is a huge step up from most of Trump’s cabinet). He has a number of serious problems, though.

      First, he works for a guy who routinely undermines his efforts, and apparently sometimes undermines him just out of spite. Second, it’s a really important job that needs to be done responsibly, so it’s difficult to resign simply because he works for a moron. Third, he works for a moron. Fourth, if he resigns, who’ll take his place? Somebody who’ll actually try to use diplomacy, or one of Trump’s Fuckwits, who’ll just follow Trump’s irrational and contradictory orders? Fifth, if Tillerson resigns and somebody less competent takes over and horrible things happen, Tillerson will be at least partially morally responsible.

      I don’t like Tillerson, but I recognize the guy’s position is totally fucked.

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