case closed

When Rudy Giuliani announces that he’s about to say something horrible, you can count on it being really horrible. He knows what he’s talking about. He says horrible things pretty often. If you seriously want to be good at saying horrible things, you have to be willing to commit, to devote the hours of practice required. Rudy has put in the hours.

“I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I do not believe that this President loves America. He doesn’t love you. He doesn’t love me. He wasn’t brought up the way you were brought up and I was brought up.”

President Obama doesn’t love Rudy Giuliani. In his mind, that’s pretty much the same thing as not loving America. I mean, he’s Rudy Nine-Eleven, after all. He’s America’s Mayor. Rudy Giuliani, America — no difference. And that’s because Rudy G. was brought up in the right way

America-loving American Rudy Guiliani in America

America-loving American Rudy Giuliani in America

Barack Obama, on the other hand, was brought up in the wrong way. And because of that, Obama doesn’t love America. Here’s the problem, according to Rudy G (and really, I’m not making this up at all — he actually said this):

“The ideas that are troubling me and are leading to this come from communists with whom he associated when he was nine years old.”

That’s right, when Obama was nine years old he was associating with communists. Nine. Years. Old. When Obama was nine he was living in Indonesia — and you guys, Indonesia is not America. It’s just not. A year or so later, when Obama was living in Hawaii, he met a friend of his grandfather — a guy named Frank Marshall Davis, who just happened to be a poet. a labor organizer, and maybe even an actual member of the actual Communist Party.

Therefore, Obama doesn’t love America.

America-hating Maybe-Communist Frank M. Dave in Hawaii (not quite America)

America-hating Maybe-Communist Frank M. Davis in Hawaii (not quite America)

Rudy Giuliani, on the other hand, totally loves America. Did Rudy’s grandfather ever introduce him to a communist poet labor organizer? No sir, he did not. Rudy was raised by Americans. Decent law-abiding Americans living in America.

Well, okay, Rudy’s uncle Leo may not have been entirely decent or law-abiding. There was that unfortunate loan-sharking and gambling operation Leo D’Avanzo ran out of a bar in Brooklyn, but c’mon, it’s not like his grandfather had a friend who might have been a communist, right? And yeah, okay, maybe Rudy’s daddy Harold might have worked as muscle for Uncle Leo, collecting bad debts through the judicious use of a baseball bat. What’s more American than a baseball bat? And yeah, maybe Rudy G’s daddy also did eighteen months in Sing Sing for robbing a milkman with a gun, but hey at least Sing Sing is in America, and it was probably an American-made gun. And yeah, sure, okay, maybe Rudy’s cousin Lewis ran a car theft ring and was shot dead in 1977 when he tried to run over an FBI agent, but those were stolen American cars, made in Detroit. What could be more American than a Detroit-built car? And that FBI agent he tried to run over? He was as American as can be.

America-hating President of Communist America Barack Obama of Kenya

America-hating President of Communist America Barack Obama of Kenya

Rudy Giuliani’s whole entire family is all about America. And Barack Obama? His granddaddy knew a goddam commie. Do you really need to ask who loves America the most? I think not.

Case closed.

9 thoughts on “case closed

  1. Don’t forget that Rudy was also arrested at one point during his political career for possession of cocaine. An elephant never forgets, unless it is conducive to survival. Rudy shouldn’t throw stones, since he lives in a glass house, so to speak.


    • I’m not aware that Giuliani was popped for possession of cocaine. Are you sure about this? I know that when he was running for president back in 2007-2008 one of his campaign advisers (or a policy adviser or an aide or somebody) was arrested for possession. Is it possible you’ve mis-remembered this?


  2. We have before us a President who has made a mockery out of our Constitution, formally declared our Bill of Rights is outdated and should therefore be repealed, has proclaimed himself the “King of America” for the leadership in much of the Middle East and Southeast Asia, and is now hinting around at suspending indefinitely elections because “the people of America know I’m their leader”. Except for these few little things, why would anyone think Obama is anti-American?


    • ‘and is now hinting around at suspending indefinitely elections because “the people of America know I’m their leader”.”

      What are your sources? I’m asking because I know there aren’t any – at least none that are credible. Please educate yourself, because life is too short to spend it being pissed over things people have not said.


      • The comments were part of a media interview with Dr. Ben Carson regarding President Obama’s overall behavior with regard to his obligations and responsibilities as provided by the Constitution.

        Uh, Greg, I didn’t know that; but, trying to be “politically correct” I think I should have overlooked it even though I wasn’t aware.

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    • To give Rudy credit, he really did perform well in the weeks after the 9/11 attacks. He did what a mayor is supposed to do; he was visible, he appeared energetic, he was defiant in a classic NYC style, and he was encouraging. Since then, sadly, he’s been pretty much a full-time dick.

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