quō vādis, y’all

Okay, Republicans, quō vādis and all that. Whither goest thou? To where are you marching? Where in the holy hell do you go from here? After a couple decades of shifting your focus away from policy and governance and investing almost exclusively in ‘owning the libs,’ what comes next? Where do you go when your party has lost control of both Congress and the presidency, and is now defined almost entirely by unquestioned subservience to a leader who’s been impeached twice? What comes after supporting the only president in U.S. history to foment a violent assault on the nation’s Capitol building? Seriously Republicans, quō fucking vādis?

Lacking leadership, the GOP is content to march angrily off in all directions at once.

Quick tangent. You may be asking, “Greg, old sock, why the Latin? Why quō vādis?” Because it’s appropriate in a couple of ways. First, it’s appropriate because most Republicans call themselves Christians, and the Latin phrase comes from a Biblical story. Well, sort of Biblical. It’s in the Acts of Peter, which is one of the apocryphal gospels. I’m going to resist the temptation to explain the apocryphal gospels, because that would require me to go off on a tangent within this current tangent. If you’re curious, do the research.

Second, the Latin is appropriate because of the lesson of the story. So, here’s the story. Around thirty years after Jesus got crucified, Peter, the apostle, goes to Rome to preach the gospel. While he’s there, he gets in a fuss with a guy named Simon Magus (again, if you’re interested, do the research), after which Peter decides it would be a good idea for him to leave town for a bit. Let the fuss die down. As he’s on his way, Peter meets Jesus toting a cross. Remember, Jesus had been dead for three decades at this point. Also, that cross? It talks. (I am NOT making that up; this talking cross may help explain why the Acts of Peter was shifted into the apocrypha). Anyway, Peter asks Jesus, “Quō vādis?” This is usually translated as “Whither goest thou?” or more simply, “Where are you going?” A more accurate translation, I’m told, would be “To where are you marching?” but the intent is the same. Jesus answers, “Rōmam eō iterum crucifīgī,” which means “I’m going to Rome to be crucified again.”

“No, really. I’m going to get crucified again. It’s my job. You should try it.”

This is the Biblical lesson. Sometimes you need to stop, think about what you’re doing and why you’re doing it, then turn around and get back to doing the good work you know you’re supposed to be doing. It gives Peter the courage to return to Rome and keep preaching. Unfortunately for Peter, he gets crucified on his return to Rome. Upside down, apparently.

So yeah, it didn’t end pretty for Peter, but the idea is still sound. The question and the answer are still important. Where are you going, Republicans? What’s your intended destination? What’s the purpose of your journey? What’s the nature of your good work? Where does the Republican Party go after they’ve attempted to overturn a fair election…and failed? Where do they go after they’ve shrugged off a violent insurrection?

Think about it. A hundred and twenty-one Republicans in the House objected to the Electoral College vote–and that was after the insurrection threatened their own safety. A hundred and ninety-seven of them voted against the second articles of impeachment. Forty-three of the fifty Republicans in the Senate voted to acquit Trump of inciting the insurrection–an insurrection that was not only intended to disrupt and/or stop the peaceful transfer of power to the legitimately elected president, but also threatened the lives of the next three people in the line of presidential succession.

“Wait…Jesus gets killed? That’s how it ends? Seriously?”

The only good thing about this is that some Republicans are asking themselves about the future of their party. Susan Collins, the tower of Jello representing Maine, said this:

“I think we need to get away from the idea that the Republican Party is just one person and adherence to just one leader.”

She thinks that’s what the GOP needs. But her comment is a sad example of the very problem Republicans are facing. Instead of addressing the actual issue–instead of trying to figure out a viable future direction of the party–Republicans are concentrating their energy on whether or not they should remain faithful to an unfaithful, dishonest, failed former president. That simply reinforces the notion that they ARE a party of just one person, just one leader. Without Trump, the Republican Party is rudderless. Without Trump, there is…well, nothing.

Don’t forget, for the first time since 1854, the GOP didn’t bother to craft a party platform for a presidential 2020 election. They basically said their party platform was whatever Trump wanted at any given moment. There is no longer any traditionally conservative governing philosophy that unites Republicans and shapes their policy positions. There is absolutely nothing that moves the GOP forward except the entertainment value of “owning the libs.”

Do they try to regroup? If so, as what? As a traditional center-right conservative political party? Do they gather together and concoct a political party platform? Do they get caught up in some sort of political mitosis and split into two different political parties? Do they just continue to drift randomly, driven only by opposing whatever Democrats propose and the haphazard, arbitrary, volatile anger and resentment of their base? Do they organize and morph into a violent guerrilla insurrectionist movement?

Live Trump or die.

I don’t have any answers. I know what I’d like. I’d like to see the GOP reform into a functioning organization with moderate, conservative values and policies I can oppose but still understand. I’d like them to be a traditional loyal opposition party. But that seems unlikely. Hell, nothing seems likely. No particular possible future seems more likely than any other; it all seems pretty aimless and accidental.

I haven’t a clue what comes next. But I’m genuinely curious, and a wee bit fearful.

7 thoughts on “quō vādis, y’all

  1. “An unfaithful, dishonest, failed former president” who so many of them decried and ridiculed until, oops, he became their candidate. That was only five years ago. They COULD turn things around, if they really wanted to. But they seem to have collectively sold their souls. That said, I, too, am curious. Maybe the “independent” party–which is what former Republicans join–will become more viable.


    • The GOP is at a very weird tipping point, and it could fall in almost any direction. Or split up and fall in different directions. The only thing I’m certain of is that those who follow Trump will never contribute any meaningful social policy; he’s only good at giving voice to an angry, inchoate, revanchist world view that hopes to regain some mythical status that never really existed to begin with.

      (Okay, I’m a tad embarrassed to use ‘inchoate’ and ‘revanchist’ in the same sentence, let alone right next to each other.)


  2. New party – that’s my hope. Call it the Red Party – wait, sounds like Commies (cue Frau Bleucher neighing). Well, Independent Party is a possibility. Voters who call themselves “independent” currently might have to morph over to “undecided” which is, arguable, more appropriate.


    • I think it would almost have to be at least two new parties–one for Trump followers and one for principled conservatives. Because Trump supporters and principled conservatives go together like ketchup and corn flakes.


      • You may be inferring that, but I’m not implying the Republican Party will disappear. I have NO idea what’s going to happen; the disappearance of the GOP is a possibility, though I think it’s a slim one.

        What I AM implying is that the current GOP is irreparably fractured. I can see no way for it to continue as it is now, with nearly half of registered Republicans saying they’d leave the GOP if Trump started a new party. I believe there are principled conservatives out there who’d like to see a return to a moderate party that doesn’t include QAnon conspiracy theorists and armed insurrectionists. But I don’t see how the GOP and the GQP can co-exist in the same party for any length of time.


      • The Republican party does seem to be irreparably fractured. My mistake was assuming that just two “new” parties, with one of them retaining the Republican name, would handle all the splits. I guess, since they are not tolerant of diversity within their ranks (not to be confused with the appearance of diversity, AKA tokenism), the splits would have to allow for the current schisms within the ranks. Lessee, there is Q, traditional republicans, Trumpies (he suggested calling his personal new party the Patriot party, IIRC), Militia republicans, white nationalists, and sovereign citizens. I’m sure there are more, but I’ll look at these for now. Traditional republicans might resent picking a new name for themselves. They are conservative, after all. Q, militias, and white nationalists would probably fit nicely within the Trumpies’ party, although Qultists might splinter into groups that follow the donald and those who don’t along with those who renounce Q because they didn’t get their way in time. That leaves sovereign citizens, which I won’t even attempt to figure out here. I mean, these are people who think you can alter the applicability of legal documents depending on what name you use, whether you declare yourself to be a separate corporation, and whether you refer to yourself as an idiot. It’s worse than trying to figure out turn-of-the-last-century spiritualism.
        If I was planning on the behalf of Republicans I’d suggest keeping the split to two parties, but a split to at least that many parties looks to be in the making.


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