it would have been better in náhuatl

I had very good reasons for missing Comrade Trump’s 3rd of July speech at Mt. Rushmore. First, it was a Friday evening, and I needed to watch an episode of a 2018 British cop show that streams on Acorn. Second, it was Trump giving a speech — which meant it would either be an ad-libbed hateful rant full of free-floating racism or a dreary monotonous recitation of buzzwords interrupted too frequently with adverbs and adjectives. And third, I’d rather watch an episode of a two-year-old British cop show translated into classical Náhuatl than listen to Trump give a speech.

But I read it this morning. And let me just say this: Lawdy.

At least the aircraft weren’t Russian.

The speech reads like it was written by H.P. Lovecraft, if Lovecraft had a limited vocabulary and was writing for Twitter. It was awkward at best, full of woefully clumsy and ridiculous dark images of modern American. It was profoundly paranoid.

“Our children are taught in school to hate their own country. And to believe that the men and women who built it were not heroes, but they were villains. The radical view of American history is a web of lies. All perspective is removed. Every virtue is obscured. Every motive is twisted. Every fact is distorted and every flaw magnified until the history is purged.”

History, totally purged. You know, they warned us this would happen if we took pale Jeebus out of the schools and substituted many-tentacled Cthulhu.

The entire speech was deeply weird. Trump seemed to confuse the Revolutionary War and the Civil War. Or maybe he thought they were the same war, it’s hard to say. He apparently thinks protesters are trying to bring down statues of Revolutionary War figures who sang a song written a century or so after they died.

“In toppling the heroes of 1776, they seek to dissolve the bonds of love and loyalty that we feel for our country and that we feel for each other. Their goal is not a better America. Their goal is to end America…. By tearing down Washington and Jefferson, these radicals would tear down the very heritage for which men gave their lives to win the Civil War. They would erase the memory that inspired those soldiers to go to their deaths, singing these words of the Battle Hymn of the Republic: ‘As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free while God is marching on.'”

Trump ended the evening by telling us that “American freedom exists for American greatness” and that our legacy has something to do with champions and monuments. Then, of course, there were fireworks.

Very pleased with himself.

This entire event was perfectly in keeping with the Trump brand. It was a hateful, divisive, political speech full of lies. It was given in a location considered sacred by the native population (who objected to the event). It was given during the worst pandemic in a century (which was exacerbated by Trump’s failure to take it seriously), with no real attempt to reduce transmission of Covid-19 by using face masks, and no real chance of any social distancing (in part because the 7500 audience seats were zip-tied together to reduce the likelihood of them becoming obstacles in case an emergency escape was necessary during, say, a wildfire). And it concluded with a fireworks display (the first in more than a decade because a long term infestation of pine beetles has turned the local Ponderosa pine population into something resembling kindling) during a period of moderate drought.

The whole thing would be comical if it weren’t real.

6 thoughts on “it would have been better in náhuatl

    • Hey Billy. I suppose the speech could be considered patriotic if you believe the Confederacy had a legitimate argument for keeping slaves.

      Me, I think it’s contradictory for Trump to defend statues of Confederate generals who took up arms against the legitimate government of the United States in the defense of slavery, then in his speech claim to support “the principles that propelled the abolition of slavery and ultimately around the world ending an evil institution that had plagued humanity for thousands and thousands of years.”

      I think it’s contradictory for Trump to praise Lincoln because he “led the country through the darkest hours of American history, giving every ounce of strength that he had to ensure that government of the people, by the people and for the people did not perish from this earth” just hours after he spoke out in defense of the statues of the generals who CAUSED those darkest hours.

      I see nothing patriotic in Donald Trump. I see a person without any morals or scruples, willing to play on the darkest facets of human nature and convince folks that those dark facets are patriotic.


  1. Great post, Greg. I haven’t listened to a Trump speech in at least 2.5 years. Except for his first couple of coronavirus updates. And, then, I realized he had less than nothing helpful to say, while Pence and poor Fauci and Birks stood in the background cringing like whipped dogs. I went back to listening to our good governor Cuomo, who made us all feel sane. I sure as hell wasn’t going to listen to his Nazi babbling on the 4th. No, I messaged or called friends, talked to my Dad, did my laundry; I want to focus on good people and the few good things left about this country. I am focusing all my energy on voting that pack of criminals OUT in November. They have brought us to the brink of an abyss. I just hope we can avoid going over.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Listening to (or reading) a Trump speech seems like an exercise in self-harm, but I think it has some value. For one thing, it allows you to gauge just how much his mental and emotional state has deteriorated over the last three and a half years.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.