no, megyn kelly isn’t that stupid

If you’re not aware of it yet, FOX News personality Megyn Kelly (yes, that’s actually how she spells her name and no, that’s not her fault — blame her parents) said something stupid on her show. She was speaking about an article written by Aisha Harris in Slate. Harris wrote about the discontinuity of growing up as an African-American girl and having two Santas — the ubiquitous jolly white guy in the red suit, and “the Santa in my family’s household” who was black. When she asked her father about the two Santas, she got a perfect answer:

My father replied that Santa was every color. Whatever house he visited, jolly old St. Nicholas magically turned into the likeness of the family that lived there.

That’s incredibly sappy, but it’s also a perfectly lovely notion. But nonetheless Ms. Harris grew up feeling “slightly ashamed that our black Santa wasn’t the ‘real thing.'” So in her article she suggests (and I presume this is tongue-in-cheek) that we should abandon the notion of Santa Claus as a human and begin to present him as a penguin.

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It’s too bad, in a way. Harris makes some important and interesting points about the duality of growing up black in what is essentially a white culture. The whole ‘Santa as Penguin’ business rather distracts from that — but still, the article is worth reading.

Enter FOX News in the person of Megyn Kelly. FOX News isn’t in the business of debating interesting social phenomena (nor is FOX News in the business of news, for that matter). FOX News is in the business of being outraged by interesting social phenomena. In a panel discussion about the article, Kelly categorically states that Santa is a white guy. And so, by the way, was Jesus.

Over the last couple of days there’s been an indignant cascade of cheerfully pissed off folks railing against Kelly. They’ve explained in detail the ethnology of the tribal cultures that inhabited Galilee in the first century. They’ve expounded on the symbolic and social evolution of Nikolaos of Myra from a tall, thin, Turkish-Greek priest to the jolly red-suited fat man created by Haddon Sundblom in the 1930s for Coca Cola adverts.

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In effect, folks have been calling Megyn Kelly stupid. Profoundly stupid. Stupid on a galactic scale. People have been suggesting that the sheer mass of Megyn Kelly’s stupidity is so great that it’s capable of affecting tides. But folks, she’s not stupid — not at all. She’s worse than that.

There’s no shame in being stupid or ignorant. If you lack the capacity to be intelligent, it’s not your fault that you’re stupid. If you lack access to accurate information, it’s not your fault that you’re ignorant. If you lack the means to obtain a good education, it’s not your fault that you’re uneducated. The shame is in being willfully stupid, deliberately ignorant, consciously uneducated.

Megyn Kelly is intelligent, has easy access to accurate information, and received a quality education. In other words, the shame begins with the fact that Megyn Kelly works for FOX News.

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It’s her job to be outraged and to engender outrage in others. That’s the FOX News mission — keep their viewers uninformed and angry. Keep them feeling victimized. Because if you’re a victim, then you’re not to blame. If you’re a victim, you have a right to defend yourself. You have the right to defend yourself against minorities who want a non-white Santa. Against gay folks who want marriage equality. Against women who want to control their own reproduction. Against people who believe in evolution. Against anybody who believes differently than you do.

Megyn Kelly isn’t stupid. She’s a willing participant in an organized movement to prevent change. Megyn Kelly isn’t stupid; she’s just getting paid to act that way.

2 thoughts on “no, megyn kelly isn’t that stupid

  1. This just proves that in the Western World, we know how to mess it up. I have often thought to myself, why don’t me make this easy and just tell our kids about the real man who of Greek descent.
    His life was filled with extremes. He triumphed. At least from a historical viewpoints, he was obviously a servant to the people. Our red coat friend just changes constantly simply because of our great American misguided imagination. What really burns my hide is that so much of this made up stuff is mixed with the central theme of Christmas. Elvis Presley even sings in a song, Thank the good Lord above, cause Santa Claus comes tonight. Yes. Santa clause comes tonight after I go to Walmart and beat someone down to get my little Timmy or Susie that big screen tv for myself. All the while, someone nearby could use a simple smile, pat on the back and a good warm meal. While there are many Christians and non-Christians out there by the hundreds of thousands who give and serve someone this holiday season for good purposes, there are still media sensations who have nothing better to do than waste time on contributing to the negative aspects and results of bad stories, bad behavior and bad use of time. In America, the media, often a step-child to dumbing us down, unfortunately poses itself as adults grappling with such topics. Some advice, keep this kind of stuff off the air and go see a therapist. By the way, someone in this media pool should take the time to perhaps go online and do some simple research to see what color and culture people during Jesus’ time were. An ambitious 6 year old can do that. But, we are Americans who teach kids too often, not to think. Do it the way everyone else does. Then again, this is the media we are talking about. A vehicle which thankfully does not represent the cross section of America. They simply want us to think so.


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