Reasonable Person: Another mass murder.
MAGA Person: Thoughts and prayers.
RP: There’s so much hate in the world.
MP: Amen. Lotsa hate.
RP: So much division, so much hostility.
MP: Buttloads of hostility.
RP: The nation hasn’t been this divided since the Civil War.
MP: Can’t argue with that.
RP: Something needs to be done.
MP: Absofuckinglutely.
RP: This has to stop.
MP: Got to.
RP: Something has to change.
MP: Yep.
RP: We don’t have to live like this.
MP: No, we don’t.
RP: You know what this country needs?
MP: I surely do. Trump.
RP: …?
MP: …!
RP: Trump?
MP: Yep. And more guns.
RP: But…
MP: And Jesus. In schools.
RP: I have to disagree.
MP: STOP SHOVING YOUR BELIEFS DOWN MY THROAT!
RP: …?
MP: This is why I carry a gun. To protect myself. DON’T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU!
RP: But…
MP: pew pew pew.
RP: [bleeds all over]
MP: I felt threatened.
MP: Stop bleeding on me.
MP: …
MP: Maybe I should run for the local school board.
gregfallis.com
it's this or get a real job
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That’s how it always sounds to me. In the face of terrible shootings, murdering multiple people, all innocent, the answer shouted loudest is MORE GUNS!
It will never make sense. Never.
I hope you are doing OK Greg. I keep thinking about you. The first week is horrible. The first month isn’t much better. I just hope you are managing to get by.
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Reblogged this on It Is What It Is and commented:
A very interesting conversation … I can actually see it take place, as written!!
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I’ve seen a bit of an interview with the shooter’s alleged father. He appears to be a cross between a cartoon and a Batman villain. A living caricature, if you will. Perhaps even an argument against toxic people reproducing.
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