— We have to keep our children safe!
— Can’t argue with that. But how are we to….
— We need new laws! To keep our children safe!
— Totally agree. We should pass legis….
— Bathroom privacy laws!
— Wait, what?
— To keep children safe!
— A man might put on a dress and buy a pair of kicky strapless pumps and go into the girl’s bathroom in a grade school and do something nasty to young girls!
— Has that ever actually happened?
— It could! We have to keep our children safe!
— Doesn’t that infringe on the rights of trans people to….
— Children! Safe! More important than the right of perverts to empty their bladder safely!
— I really don’t think that’s….
— Stop teaching evolution! Put the Bible in schools!
— What the hell are you talking about?
— Children need to learn morality! To keep them safe! From Satan!
— But what about the rights of non-Christian kids, who….
— Keeping children safe is more important than Shari’a and the rights of so-called Muslims!
— So-called? What?
— Stop teaching fornication and masturbation in school!
— You mean sex education?
— To keep our children safe! From sex diseases and…and…sex!
— But studies have shown sex education reduces teen pregnancies and STDs, which….
— End school lunch programs!
— Are you feeling okay? Maybe you should sit down and….
— School lunches teach dependency! We must keep our children safe!
— Don’t poor children have the right to…
— The rights of lazy people are less important than keeping our children safe!
— Are you wearing a med-alert bracelet? Is there somebody I should call?
— We MUST do everything possible to keep our children safe!
— Maybe a few sensible, common sense gun laws would….
— No! The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed!
— Then how do we keep children safe from school shooters?
— I said, how do we keep children safe from…
— So when you say ‘keep our children safe’ you mean we should…
— Train poor Muslim gay children to swarm the shooter!