So, dude, punching nazis…okay or not?
In general, punching anybody is pretty rude. So in general, I think given the choice between punching somebody and not punching somebody, not punching is the default and preferred choice.
Yeah, okay, in general. But dude, does that apply to nazis?
This is not a simple question. You have to consider…
Dude, totally a simple question. Punching nazis…yay or nay?
There is a longstanding American tradition of punching nazis, but we need…
Wait, hold on, you’re not capitalizing nazis in this pretend conversation. Shouldn’t it be Nazis?
I’m not an orthographer, if that’s a word, but I’m gonna say that if you’re talking about a member of the Nazi party, then you’d capitalize it. Otherwise, no. All Nazis are nazis, but not all nazis are Nazis.
Okay, then. Doesn’t matter, both are eminently punch-worthy. But dude, should you?
Well, some folks will maintain that violence is never the answer…that you can never entirely justify…
Really. Stop pissing around. Nazis. Punch them? Not punch them? C’mon.
Right. Okay. If there’s a nazi handy and you have an arm that has a hand attached, and if that hand is capable of making a fist, you should probably at least consider punching the nazi. Whether you do or not, that’s a personal decision. But at the heel of the hunt, you should always want to punch nazis.
Okay, good, but what do you say to those folks who say punching nazis makes us just as bad as the nazis?
To those people I say, “Nuh uh.”
If you punch a nazi, will that nazi still want to exterminate Jews?
If you don’t punch the nazi, will that nazi still want to exterminate Jews?
I get your point. Okay, then.