applause for the chain reaction

I watched the early part of last night’s debate between the Republican candidates vying for the presidential nomination. I watched and applauded.

Why did I applaud? I’ll tell you.

In 1913 a German chemist named Max Bodenstein had an epiphany. He was doing some research on the mechanisms of the chemical reaction between hydrogen and chlorine, and he…okay, wait.

You probably read the mechanisms of the chemical reaction between hydrogen and chlorine and immediately began thinking “Dude, I thought this was about the debate; maybe I should see if there are any new videos of koala bears playing bocce ball on Buzzfeed.” A little patience, please. There’s an actual point to this. I’m not just tossing German chemists around willy nilly. Honest.

Max Bodenstein

Max Bodenstein

Right, so Max Bodenstein was noodling around with some hydrogen and chlorine molecules and he noticed something interesting. That shit exploded. Now, you don’t have to be a German chemist to know that explosions are cool, but Max wanted to understand why that shit exploded. What he discovered was that — and okay, this is going to get a wee bit sciencey here — the reaction of the parent hydrogen and chlorine molecules created some new unstable molecules. Those unstable molecules interacted with the parent molecules in ways that were a LOT more energetic than the original reaction — and that created MORE unstable molecules, which reacted again with the parent molecules and dot dot dot hey, bingo, that shit explodes.

Max Bodenstein was the first guy to describe a chain reaction. Any time you hear the phrase chain reaction, you have Max to thank for it.

Why am I talking about obscure German chemists? Because what we’re seeing in the current campaign for the Republican party’s presidential nomination is the explosion that comes at the end of a slow series of chain reactions that began in the 1980s. And that chain reaction began in 1978 when an obscure Georgia politician named Newt Gingrich read James Clavell’s potboiler Shōgun.

shogun

Okay, now you’re saying to yourself “Dude…the fuck? First German chemists and now this? What?” I know this sounds like I’m going off on another tangent. Again, patience.

The novel is grounded in the rise to power of a crafty, patient, manipulative leader of a Japanese samurai faction. Newt Gingrich modeled himself after the character, and it changed his approach to politics. To that point, modern US politics was primarily about policy differences. Gingrich made the usual claims that his opponent’s policies were ineffective and possibly harmful, but he also began to accuse his opponents of actively and intentionally trying to destroy everything that is and was good about the nation. His opponents weren’t merely wrong in their policy positions, they were traitorous. He began to depict Democrats as an actual threat that needed to be stopped in order to save the nation. There was no more ‘loyal opposition.’ There were only enemies to be defeated.

And hey, it worked. Republicans began to get elected in greater numbers. It’s worked for about 35 years now. They stopped proposing serious policies and relied on talking points and accusations. They stopped practicing governance, and focused instead on expanding and maintaining their power. They turned Republican politics into mummery.

Mummers

Mummers

The problem, though, was that the Republicans were confident they could control the toxic chain reaction of their politics. And at first, it seemed like they could But each successive election created more unstable molecules, which interacted with the existing unstable molecules, creating still more unstable molecules and dot dot dot hey, bingo, that shit explodes.

We’re talking about a sudden, violent increase in pressure generating large amounts of heat and destructive shock waves that travel outward from the point of explosion and produce a loud bang. Like this:

A chemical explosion -- thanks, Max Bodenstein.

Trump!

The Republican party is exploding in fairly slow motion right in front of us. It’s kind of sad, really. Inevitable and necessary, but still sad because they mixed the hydrogen and chlorine together without any thought that it would explode in their faces.

Sad, but also sort of funny and completely appropriate. Why? Because etymology! The term explode comes from the Latin explodere — the prefix ex– meaning ‘out’ and plaudere meaning ‘to clap one’s hands’ (the same Latin root gives us the term applaud). That’s right, folks — originally explode meant to make a loud noise to drive demons away or actors off the stage.

This is why I applauded last night’s Republican debate. The sooner these fuckwits get off the stage, the better.

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5 thoughts on “applause for the chain reaction

  1. The German newspapers were surprised by the commitment of all candidates to support the final candidate (even Trump). They think the Republican Party leadership fears their party would explode if the final candidate would not be the one winning the primaries.
    Their bet is: Trump wins the primaries, Clinton the election. Question is if that stops the chain reaction.

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    • I think Trump WILL get the nomination — and I’m confident that he’ll lose to the Democratic candidate. The odd favor Hillary Clinton, but it would be a mistake to count out Bernie Sanders. He’s been surprising folks and drawing huge crowds and beating the odds since he announced he was going to run.

      In my opinion, the ONLY way Trump could possibly win in a national election is if Democrats are too lazy or overconfident to vote.

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  2. I hit the point yesterday or the day before where I realized that as ugly as he is, Trump is really just karma lowering the boom on the GOP. And since those assholes deserve it, there’s not a small amount of schadenfreude that comes along every single time he opens his mouth, and every single time Mitch McConnell or Lindsay Graham (or Mitt Romney) open their mouths to whine about him. Except for the serious danger of violence being incited by his crappy rhetoric, I think Trump is exactly what this nation might need to wake people the hell up to what kind of rubbish you reap when you engage in demagoguery of the type we have been for lo these many years. I almost hope he gets elected. Almost.

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    • Republicans have spent three decades encouraging the most bat-shit crazy people to run for office. Worse, they’ve actually been electing them. We may have finally reached the point of peak fuckedness, and things may begin to turn around.

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  3. I think it absolutely amazing that one man (Trump) could so badly shake to the core the entire mass of both the Republican and Democratic Parties that they would be forced to pull out all stops to ensure hes (a) denied the nomination for election as President of the United States, or (b) convince all their people holding offices on both sides of the aisle to combat his each and every move were he to become elected President of the United States. I also feel that if the RNC is successful in routing his bid for the nomination that it will signify the demise of democracy here in this country. No more will it be of, by and for the people as much as it will become of, by and for the political establishment. In your editorial, it would be what you call “hydrogen”.

    Now incorporate the news that the US is again heading in the direction of yet another recession, and more likely a depression, of epic proportions. I think deep down in the hearts and minds of most Americans there isn’t the chance of a snowball in hell of this nation ever being able to get itself out from under the massive $19 trillion national debt. Now what will happen when it becomes imperative that the great debt cannot be paid, and thus the US defaults, is about anyone’s guess; but, be sure that an economic collapse of this nation similar in effect to that of Greece would have detrimental effects throughout the globe. And, Bingo, “chlorine”.

    The big bang you speak of in this case will most likely be the actual collapse of our nation as we know it, and such that it will find itself under the control of a more dominant society (not necessarily complimentary of what we have now).

    Let’s just hope we can get some people into government with the balls to stand up and fight the inevitable. Maybe Trump isn’t so bad after all …

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