Oh sweet Jeebus in a pickle barrel, have we not suffered enough at the hands of George W. Bush? Wasn’t it torment enough for us to live through the eight long, grim, disgraceful years of his presidency? Must we endure one more disappointing moment of this wretched, graceless, inadequate creature?
The best thing the former president ever did was leave office and disappear from public view. But now he’s back. He’s back and recklessly inflicting his painting on the blameless public. Just fuck me with a chainsaw and be done with it.
It wasn’t enough that W. Bush was the worst president in the history of the United States (which is quite an accomplishment; we’ve had some astonishingly bad presidents). It wasn’t enough that he authorized the pre-emptive invasion of a sovereign nation that was no threat to the U.S. It wasn’t enough that he authorized the illegal detention of more than 1200 people, many of whom were U.S. citizens, following the attacks of 9/11, or that he authorized the repeated torture of people suspected of having information about those attacks. It wasn’t enough that he authorized and signed into law the PATRIOT Act, which permitted indefinite detention of suspects and warrantless wire taps and expanded the power of the State to search through records that had previously required a court order.
No, clearly that wasn’t enough. Now the unprincipled sumbitch has foisted a fresh horror on the world. George W. Bush has become a fucking painter.
Bush says he took up painting after reading an essay on Winston Churchill (another unprincipled sumbitch, but one who was at least intelligent and witty). The notion of the least curious human ever to occupy the Oval Office reading an essay on Winston Churchill is only slightly less preposterous than the notion of him painting. If he wanted to emulate Churchill, couldn’t Bush simply have started wearing a Homburg?
But no — the shameless bastard had to pick up a paint brush and perpetrate another outrage against humanity.
Bush, I’ll admit, is a better painter than he was a president — but that’s not saying much. His painting, in my opinion, is hopelessly amateurish and incompetent. That description also applies to his presidency.
Others disagree — at least in regard to his painting. Art critic Jerry Saltz was quite taken with Bush’s bathroom self-portraits. He said the work was:
‘simple’ and ‘awkward,’ but in wonderful, unself-conscious, intense ways. They show someone doing the best he can with almost no natural gifts — except the desire to do this. The reclusion and seclusiveness of the pictures evoke the quietude (though not the insight, quality, or genius) of certain Chardin still lifes. These are pictures of someone dissembling without knowing it, unprotected and on display, but split between the promptings of his own inner drives and limited by his abilities.
Yeah. Okay. Someone doing the best he can with almost no natural gifts — except the desire to do this. Yeah, that could also describe his presidency.
Painting is hard work, to be sure. It takes a great deal of practice and a certain amount of native talent to be good. Bush, to his credit, is doing the work and practicing (though it’s a shame he wasn’t as diligent at being president). He says it’s changed the way he views the world (again, a shame he didn’t start painting before he became president).
“I see colors differently. I am, I guess, tapping a part of the brain that, you know, certainly never used when I was a teenager.”
Tapping…isn’t that how they get syrup out of the tree? Anyway, insert your own brain joke here.
I’ll admit, if I had my way George W. Bush would be painting portraits behind bars. If he’d been the leader of any nation other than the United States, he’d have likely been tried for war crimes.
But that’ll never happen. So I suppose we should be grateful that it’s Bush who took up painting and not Dick Cheney. Who knows what sort of shit taco that fiend would serve up? Probably paintings of gory hunting scenes. Using the blood of slaughtered animals. Or puppies.
While the GOP has been more than pleased to see him go (rarely mentioning his name since he left office), in ten years it will be calling for his visage to be added to Mount Rushmore.
Which GOP? I suspect (and hope) that in another decade, the Republican party will have become increasingly balkanized. It’s hard to imagine them finding some way to reorganize into a unified political entity again. They’ll still get folks elected, to be sure, and continue to fuck up the government, but there’ll have to be some sort of Great Splintering first. I think.
dang. here was a unique individual to finally stare down Putin to get a sense of his soul… and he failed to register this impression in a painting? what a lost opportunity. Putin’s soul would demand the greatest interest at this moment.
maybe Putin’s soul on a toast is what we can hope next.
It hardly seems like a fair contest — a hard core KGB thug and a pretend cowboy?
I am sitting here in sheer hilarity and astonishment, wondering if his artwork is just some “Onion” prank. Why is everyone an artist now? (I can’t stop laughing!)
I think everyone has the potential to be an artist, and I don’t begrudge Bush for his efforts. I do, however, begrudge the fact that he believes his paintings are worth showing in public, or the attention they’ve gotten. But just as with his presidency, his ability to assess good versus bad or right versus wrong is limited, and he seems to thrive on his self-congratulations for making any decision at all.
If we’re really really really lucky, that woman who ‘fixed’ the fresco of Jeebus in Zaragoza will restore Bush’s artwork. But would we be able to tell?
Anybody can be an artist. But it takes somebody special to be such an incomparable dumbass.
Just to be sure there are no *further* mistakes in identification: