I’m out taking a walk, right? I had an errand to run in a part of town I’ve never been in before, and when I’m done with my errand, I say to myself ‘Dude, long as you’re here, why not take a walk, look around.’ So I do. But the business area turns into a generic suburban neighborhood, and I decide I’m going to take the next left and head back to the car.
Then I see this garage door. I’m thinking to myself ‘Dude, there’s a photo, right there‘, and what happens? Garage door goes up, car pulls into the drive and directly into garage, and a woman gets out and begins unloading groceries.
What am I supposed to do? I can’t just stand there watching this woman unload groceries. That would be totally creepy. I can’t really offer to help her with the groceries, on account of that would be mega-creepy. So I have to continue my walk. I tell myself ‘Dude, you know where the house is — you can come back when nobody’s home‘ which would sound super mega-creepy if folks could hear what I was telling myself, but they can’t so I turn on my heels and start walking again.
I’ve gone maybe twenty-five, thirty yards, and I hear that garage door sound. You know that sound; it’s sort of a mechanical murmur. Anyway I turn, and hey, the garage door is going down again. Only now my brain is caught in the don’t-be-creepy loop, and I start wondering if I go back and photograph the garage now, will anybody in this suburban neighborhood who happens to be looking out their window see me back outside the house and call the police? Which would be understandable in a suburban sort of way.
Then I say to myself ‘Dude, won’t nobody be looking out the window — and even if there IS somebody looking out the window, they probably won’t call the police — and even if they DO call the police, won’t nothing happen on account of all I’ll have to do is say ‘Officer, cast your eyes upon that garage door’ and the officer would say ‘Dude, there’s a photo, right there’ and everything would be cool‘. So I turn around and head back to the house.
I shoot two quick frames, chimp the photos real quick, then I’m back on my way. No police were alerted. No neighbors were alarmed. No grocery-toting woman was creeped out. I call that a good walk.
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I’ve just peed myself! 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Well, everybody needs a hobby.
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😂😂
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I usually figure someone with a garage door like that is used to the attention. Never been stopped yet. Always a first time though.
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I rarely have a problem speaking to strangers. In fact, I used to do that professionally. I’m sure the woman would have been happy to talk about the door. My reluctance was based more on not wanting to alarm her — she’s reaching into her trunk, her arms are full of bags, she’s in a confined space. I’d be more comfortable just knocking on the door and asking about the garage painting than trying to accost her when she might feel vulnerable..
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When the board of directors start chatting in my mind I stop and do what I wanted to do. You got the photo :)
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Yeah. It’s just that I’ve been stopped by police a couple of times in this town. It makes me hesitate a bit before doing what I want to do.
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Hahah I love the imaginary conversation with the cop xD Great post!
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